I don’t have time right now to dazzle my fellow bloginators with my pencraft; all I want to know is who in the high holy hell flushed Mr. Hanky? You’ll pay, oh yeah, you’ll pay. ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha………
Archive for November, 2006
What the…!
Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2006 | 1 Comment »
It’s hard
Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Ok I figured out how to sign in under the Vicar name. I know I know, it is hard to be stupid but pretty.
The Vic
I say it is a myth
Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2006 | 3 Comments »
No, not the faux disease that the king and I have. “Continuous Partial Attention” Like thats a real disease though I am sure I may have it, I have all the sympt um what was I talking about? Oh the myth. I have noticed that many black leaders when quizzed on examples of “black [...]
Mystery no More
Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2006 | 2 Comments »
I hate to be pushy and butt in line with another post, but I have some exciting news so y’all are just going to have to find a way to get over it. I’ll be quick.
We’ve all heard of those people who suffered for years with various symptoms of disease, but for whatever reason, after [...]
Better Things
Posted in Uncategorized on November 26, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Archduke, I have reluctantly decided to take your word that you didn’t have anything to do with the Malicious Meadow Mexican massacre. It’s not that I think slaughtering twenty-seven slimy spics is beyond you, it’s just that I know how vicious those earth worshiping lefties can be when they think something is getting between them [...]
A THOUSAND APOLOGIES TO THE VICAR
Posted in Uncategorized on November 25, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
I completely forgot that the Vicar of Vanity’s other official title is Sultan of subjects: dictator of all wothy topics. Thank God I wasn’t in your presence when this offense was committed or I would have had to suffer through the usual flurry of flying hair care products and other assorted toiletries that always accompanies [...]
If you say so
Posted in Uncategorized on November 25, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Ok Vic, you win. I’ll stop with landmark lunacy if the Archdud will. Sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire, but I’m a big man, of sorts, so I will do all within my power to rise above the place-name pettiness. Now, if you can get the A.D. to stop, well, let’s just say that [...]
Going forward
Posted in Uncategorized on November 25, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
I, the vic, suggest we move past all the geographic wittery. The archduke’s and the king’s mirthful posts brought chuckles to myself and would surely do the same for anyone who perused them. In fact I can picture in my very keen mind’s eye a couple of smirking royal posters as they typed with great [...]
CASE SOLVED
Posted in Uncategorized on November 25, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
I’ll have you know, King, the case of the 27 dead beaners over by Malicious Meadow was solved quite some time ago and all charges against me were dropped. Apparently what happened was that a group called Caucasian Lefties for Reconquista had set up an aid station for wetbacks. This particular station was being [...]
Emotional Geography Part Deux
Posted in Uncategorized on November 23, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Archie, you are one angry traveler. Compared to you the miffed Vic just took a stroll through Peaceful Prairie. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that you were the seething redneck I ran into over on Pernicious Pass back in the spring of ‘02. Matter of fact I’m sure of it, because I distinctly [...]
