Hello ladies,
By the time you read this I will be insane. Four days ago I was a big fat loser who could barely pay his bills. Today I’m a big fat loser who can barely pay his bills, but now I–must–blog. Oh, the timewastedness!
If all goes well, theskepticstank.com will be ours. It will be a day or two before we find out for sure (some kind of web verification nonsense) but I expect it to work out. Either way, $86.17 of my non-refundable cash has been spent so you each owe me $28.72. You’ll be happy to know that I will also be throwing in a few additional domain names: archdukeofarrogance.com –vicarofvanity.com –and kingselfish.com. And because my generosity is boundless I’m going to toss in threewisefools.com at no extra charge. When I get the approval I will notify you posthaste.
In the meantime enjoy this blog, it’s yours. I had to go with the title The Skeptics’ Tank because The Skeptic Tank was taken. The plural possessive probably fits better anyway.
Finally, if you haven’t already noticed, I created a blog for each of you. Just something to do while we’re waiting on the dot-com stuff. You’ll find the links in the column on the right. If you are interested in messing with them I will gladly relinquish control. Once you log in you can change the passwords or anything else you want.
The burden of benevolence overwhelms me.
KS
Frankly I am a little disappointed at the crass way you aired our financial dirty laundry. But since you did, let me assure you that your insignificant amount of filthy lucre is forthcoming, just as soon as a couple of my larger investments come to fruition. My chief financial officer ( also known as my baby momma) informs me that we can get you the $0.72 in as few as 3-5 business days. I have it on good authority that Hewlett-Packard has caved to my buyout demands and I expect their printer rebate check inside a fortnight. Currently my people are positioning me for a rather large liquidation of my considerable precious metal holdings and as soon as the rest of the cans are stomped and bagged I’ll be making my move. Make no mistake, as soon as these deals are finalized you will probably recieve a PRETTY LARGE CHUNK (perhaps as high as 13.6357 %!!!) of that $28.00. With that said, can we please put this behind us and never speak of it again? This type of common, mundane conversation hinders my ability to get in touch with loftier ideas.
THE A.D.