At times like this it is fun to pretend that I believe in hell. I like to envision old Sodom Hussein arriving with his head flopping around, and being escorted immediately to the “HOT POKER WHERE THE SUN DON”T SHINE” suite, where he, Nicolai Ceausescu, and Papa Doc Duvalier, will scream out their eternal agony [...]
Archive for December, 2006
Hell and Movies
Posted in Uncategorized on December 31, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Sweet Clean Death
Posted in Uncategorized on December 29, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Saddam is dead, long live Saddam. Soon we will see his face no more, forever. He would never admit it, but I bet Mr. Hussein would like a do-over on the whole Kuwait invasion thing that started it all back in 1990. He’s had the last three years to think, “Man, if I had just [...]
Fun with Elves
Posted in Uncategorized on December 23, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Merry Christmas to the VicarMerry Christmas to the Archduke
Heaven
Posted in Uncategorized on December 22, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Tonight I watched part of a Barbara Walters special about Heaven. As you can guess, the show was nothing but a parade of theologians speculating about whether heaven exists, what it’s like, and how one gets there. (The only thing they all agreed on is that, once there, I will get dibs on the nicest [...]
TEST
Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2006 | 2 Comments »
This is a little test that I came up with to try to showcase just one area where things are a wee bit out of round. Read the column of names on the left and ask yourself three questions- Do I recognize the name? Can I put a face to it? Do I have some [...]
To hell with ‘em
Posted in Uncategorized on December 13, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Two idiots from Dallas, along with their friend, dumbass, decided it would be a good thing to go to Oregon and climb Mt. Hood. And only the most difficult slope, at the worst time of year, would do. Now they’re missing–perpetual popsicles, I presume. This happy occurrence may be the closest thing to proving the [...]
Where are we?
Posted in Uncategorized on December 12, 2006 | 1 Comment »
Did the season of Noel cause our brains to cease functioning? Did the fermented yeast and barley or hops cause us not to care? Are our testerone levels dipping to the point of feminine inactivity? OR are you guys just waiting for me to tell you what to write about? If none of these [...]
Christmas for Cowboys
Posted in Uncategorized on December 7, 2006 | 1 Comment »
You’re not supposed to know this, but back in 1986 the Dallas Cowboys made several music videos. They’re so bad, they’re good. After years of dogged investigative work, and at great risk to my personal well-being, I can now offer them to you. They take up a lot of room so I posted them [...]
I am SOOO gonna send you to hell! HEE HAW!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 6, 2006 | 1 Comment »
My previous rant pointed out a few obvious fallacies in the haysusian dogma and the idea of an all powerful Wise old man in the sky. Well in my very humble opinion. Then my arrogant and oh so self important friend THE ARCHDUKE. Pointed out the obviousness of a relative harmless haysusian dogma [...]
This may hurt
Posted in Uncategorized on December 6, 2006 | 3 Comments »
Season’s Greetings! From everyone at Selfish Manor, peace on earth, goodwill towards me.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year and I was dreaming of a white Christmas, but with the never-ending illegal Mexican influx I’m afraid that instead of having a feliz navidad I’m going to be away in my anger. Oh come all [...]
