Schooling O’Reilly

Here is a copy of the e-mail I sent to Bill O. spanking him for his stupid comments last night.
Dear Bill,
Even though you are a little too liberal for me, I watch and enjoy your program every night. While you have made several remarkably dumb statements over the years,the one about agreeing with hate crime [...]

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Shoot Me

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Insanity rules.
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The mantra is slightly wrong

Gun’s don’t kill people.
Guns kill couches.

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Texas Stadium is now complete

The Vicar catches a perfectly–and I mean perfectly–thrown touchdown pass from King Selfish.

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A Visit to the Holy Land

Texas Stadium was open today for some type of charity drive. As a poor man I have only myself to give, so I did. Sorta. Basically, I just used the opportunity to fulfill a long time sports fantasy of walking the hallowed ground that was long ago purified by the blood of Roger. In the [...]

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Tihs is werid

Aoccdrnig to recesarh at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the fisrt and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn biran deos [...]

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Well now

that I am semi settled in I thought I would post a little post. Now that the global warming concert is over and it is irrefutable that we humans are heating up the planet, and the demo-nazis want to prosecute anyone who disagrees then let me add this. The other day I read that [...]

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Jack Nicholson is Hot

—-Not. Based on the strained expression in the first photo I’d say there’s a good chance he’s in the middle of load testing his Depends.—

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When in the course of human events…

Independence Day Essay.

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