Archive for August, 2008
Election ‘08
Posted in Uncategorized on August 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Great News!
Posted in Uncategorized on August 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
My sources in Denver have confirmed that massive amounts of Botox have so deadened the brain of Nasty Pelosi (D-umb) that she has accepted Ted Kennedy’s(D-runk) offer to drive her home after the convention. If this is true, then Teddy is being afforded one last opportunity to finally do something right.
Changing the subject: Is [...]
And ye shall be saved
Posted in Uncategorized on August 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
“Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your division. That you come out of your isolation. That you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to [...]
Billy Jack Lives
Posted in Uncategorized on August 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Remember this guy? For those of you under 40, this is Tom Laughlin playing Billy Jack in the movie he wrote and directed with his hippiechick wife Dolores, who played his love interest. The movie came out in 1971 when I was 10yrs old and to a 5th grader it was great, but by the [...]
Granny get your gun
Posted in Uncategorized on August 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Memo to burglars: You may want to avoid this old woman’s house.
Someboby help, the Polar Bears are freezing!
Posted in Uncategorized on August 17, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Al Gore forgot to tell you that there is 30% more Arctic ice than at this time last year. He’s probably too busy making millions on some kind of scam, so I’ll tell you. The purple and red in these satellite photos illustrate the expanding ice in question. On the left, one year ago, less [...]
Melting pot my eye!
Posted in Uncategorized on August 17, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Has anybody seen the commercial for the preservation of Ellis island? (I think that’s what it is for but Richard Belzer gives me terminal remote control finger) This is to help commemorate the melting pot that America was. Immigration has always been a huge part of our country’s heritage and population. [...]
I have no skills
Posted in Uncategorized on August 12, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Gosh! I’m such a fat lard. Uncle Rico’s van was up for sale and I didn’t even know it. Idiot!
Komrade Kalashnikov’s Krappy Karbine
Posted in Uncategorized on August 12, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Nothing says “shoot me, I’m a bad guy” like an AK. For over 60 years now, whenever some bug eater decides to try and kill American servicemen, they almost always do so with a Kalashnikov in one of it’s many forms. For the last six decades no firearm has lain next to more bullet [...]
That’s going to leave a mark
Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If you’re going to lose your head, try to be like this guy and at least be creative about it.
